Our Spring 2026 Production
Jack Absolute Flies Again!
by Richard Bean and Oliver Chris
An adaptation of Sheridan’s The Rivals set in 1940, with plenty of wit, action and rivalry in love. Oh and Malapropisms!

2nd – 4th April, 2026. Merlin Theatre, Frome
Directed by Richard Wright.
Auditions will be held on 4th and 5th December, 7pm at the Frome Canoe Club.
An introduction session is also being held on 30th November, 7pm at the Frome Canoe Club.
If you have any questions, our Director Richard Wright is happy to be contacted on richardwrightwells@btinternet.com
SYNOPSIS
July 1940. East Sussex. After an aerial dogfight, Pilot Officer Jack Absolute flies home to win the heart of his old flame, Lydia Languish. However, this society beauty now espouses female emancipation and workers’ rights, stirring passion among the airmen.
Back on British soil, Jack’s advances soon turn to anarchy when the young heiress demands to be loved on her own, very particular, terms.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan’s classic comedy of manners, The Rivals, is given an uproarious Battle of Britain update by Richard Bean and Oliver Chris.
In 2011 Richard Bean became the first playwright to win the Evening Standard Award for Best Play for two plays, The Heretic and One Man, Two Guv’nors. Preserving, in one shape or other, most of Sheridan’s characters (including the glorious Mrs Malaprop), the action is transposed to Fontwell Manor, requisitioned by the RAF.
Casting Roles:
Jack Absolute Hurricane pilot, section leader, 25 to 40
Roy Falkland Hurricane pilot, 25 to 40
Bob Acres Hurricane pilot, Australian, 25 to 45
Bikram Khattri Asian Indian, Hurricane pilot, 25 to 45
Lydia Languish Aircraft delivery pilot, Mrs Malaprop’s niece, 25 to 40
Julia Melville Army volunteer, best friend to Lydia Languish, 25 to 40
Mrs Malaprop Lady of Fontwell Manor, 45 to 65
General Anthony Absolute Jack’s father, 50 to 65
Brian Coventry Intelligence officer, 40 to 60
Dudley Scunthorpe Lead squadron mechanic, Yorkshire man, 30 to 50
Lucy Lady’s maid to Mrs Malaprop, cockney, 25 to 40